can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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