My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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