To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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