Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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