i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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