How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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love makes seman taste better
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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