idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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