Taylor Swift is so right about you.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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