Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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