why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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