you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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