Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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