I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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