it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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