Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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