ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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