you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
