we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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