I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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