Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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