It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
