if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
