It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
