There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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