you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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