rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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