I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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