i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize