Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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