The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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