It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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