I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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