You surviving the open bar?
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Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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