would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I don't deserve a penis
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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