Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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