Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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