I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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