my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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