? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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