Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
nutella sex= disaster
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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