My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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