I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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