Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
