went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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