when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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