i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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