During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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