i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
