'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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