I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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