Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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