I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Michael Bay diarrhea
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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