She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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