fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize