sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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