he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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